Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2015

Guest Blogger: Russ Colchamiro, Author of Genuis De Milo


Best pals Jason Medley and Theo Barnes barely survived a backpacking trip through Europe and New Zealand that — thanks to a jar of Cosmic Building Material they found — almost wiped out the galaxy. But just as they envision a future without any more cosmic lunacy:

The Earth has started fluxing in and out of existence, Theo's twin girls are teleporting, and Jason can't tell which version of his life is real.

All because of Milo, the Universe's ultimate gremlin.

Joined by the mysterious Jamie — a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity — Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve that jar, circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable disaster.

In author Russ Colchamiro’s uproarious sequel to Finders Keepers, he finally confirms what we've long suspected — that there’s no galactic Milo quite like a Genius de Milo.

• Genius De Milo is available at Amazon.
• Pick up your copy at Crazy 8 Press.
• Discuss this book at PUYB Virtual Book Club at Goodreads.


    Why Should a Busy Mom Read Genius De Milo?

    In my humble if not biased opinion, there are many reasons why a busy mom should read Genius de Milo. Hey … I said my opinion was biased!

    Of course, you’ll have to enjoy wild and wacky sci-fi comedy adventures that take you places you’ve never been before. So assuming that sounds good to you … there’s a character in the series, Lilly, who starts off in the first book, Finders Keepers, in her mid-20s, running from herself, allowing others to use and manipulate her, trekking half-way around the globe to serve someone else’s bidding.

    But in my latest novel Genius de Milo, Lilly is almost 30, and a single mom, trying to put her life together, worried about being a role model for her three-year-old son, Benny.

    In particular there’s a sequence where Benny is at the playground, and he has a friend, who, even at their age, is already a bully. Lilly doesn’t like this kid, and wants to intervene when the two boys mix it up on the jungle gym, but she holds back. She gives Benny the space to negotiate with this bully.

     Here’s an excerpt:

    It’s the one thing they never tell you, Lilly thought. That as a parent you live in constant fear, on emergency room alert. That in every nanosecond the worst possible outcome for your child could be just another nanosecond away. I could be inches from Benny and still it might not be close enough to catch him. I can handle his bumps and bruises, but what about when it’s worse? When there’s real danger? When the damage could be permanent?
    But if I never let go, if I never let him roam, will he just run away from me, anyway?

    No spoilers here, but things go far better for Benny than Lilly feared might unfold. The sequence is telling for Lilly, because it reveals both who she is — as a woman and a mother — and who she is still striving to become.

    I’m a dad myself, so I can relate as a parent, at least. I often watch my wife as she relates to my children, and think about what that’s like for her, and how I can implement the best parts of her parenting into my own.

    Genius de Milo is not in any way a serious treatise on raising children, but this sequence — in the middle of all the crazy sci-fi shenanigans that take place throughout the novel — is one of my favorite in the series.

    To me, the humor and fun of Genius de Milo works best because there’s real life mixed in. And for a busy mom looking for a smile amongst her hectic life, what better distraction can you ask for than an adventure that both touches upon your own life while transporting you to another?



    Russ Colchamiro is the author of the rollicking space adventure Crossline, the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy Finders Keepers, and the outrageous sequel, Genius de Milo, all with Crazy 8 Press.

    Russ lives in West Orange, NJ, with his wife, two children, and crazy dog, Simon, who may in fact be an alien himself. Russ is now at work on the final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy.

    As a matter of full disclosure, readers should not be surprised if Russ spontaneously teleports in a blast of white light followed by screaming fluorescent color and the feeling of being sucked through a tornado. It’s just how he gets around — windier than the bus, for sure, but much quicker.

    His latest book is the science fiction novel, Genius De Milo.
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    Thursday, May 2, 2013

    Movie Review: Pitch Perfect (2012)

    Beca Mitchell (Anna Kendrick) is an aspiring DJ who is sent to Barden College by her father (John Benjamin Hickey), where she seems not to fit in with any group. Muscled by Chloe (Brittany Snow) into joining the Barden Bellas, an all female a cappella singing group, the independent thinking Beca quickly knocks head with the group's leader, Aubrey (Anna Camp).

    As Beca works to lead the Bellas out of their traditional songs and perfect harmonies into new mash ups, Aubrey is determined to remain in control so they can beat the college's all male a cappella group, the Treblemakers, at the college music competitions.

    The Lil' Diva (11) and Lil Princess (9) have been bugging me for weeks to see Pitch Perfect. The classic, "Everyone else has seen it" argument has been used several times. I finally conceded that I would watch it first, and then allow them to see it if I felt it was appropriate. It's not. How some things manage to come away with a PG-13 rating is beyond me.

    I loved the premise of the movie. The acting is superb. And though Rebel Wilson, who plays Fat Amy, annoys me to no end with her vulgarity, she had some funny moments in Pitch Perfect. The thing that bothers me most about this movie is that over half of it is wasted by discussions of sex, venereal disease, the girls trying to figure out which one of the Bellas is a lesbian, and inappropriate gestures. I can see why the movie is so popular. It's outrageously funny. Overall it's about a young woman finding her place in the world. There's the intense rivalry between the two a cappella groups. Pitch Perfect has so much to offer, that it's a shame I can't let my girls watch it because of the sexual content and vulgarity.

    Here are a few examples:

    • The two remaining Bellas (Aubrey and Chloe) are trying to regroup at the start of a new year at Barden after a crushing loss at last year's competition. Beca wants none of it and claims she can't sing. In a later scene, Beca goes to take a shower. As she walks by, she notices two sets of feet in a shower stall, but minds her own business and finds an empty stall. She begins singing and the shower curtain is pulled back by Chloe in the buff. The girls continue having a conversation, though Beca is busy trying to hide her naked body behind the curtain and telling Chloe to "cover her junk." When Chloe says she won't leave until Beca sings, they sing together, and a naked guy wanders in and tells Beca she has a nice voice. Though you don't see any private parts, it's obvious they are all naked.
    • A disgruntled girl talks about being told her boobs look like bologna, and her cream colored shirt clearly reveals abnormally large nipples underneath.
    • Stacie (Alexis Knapp), one of the Bellas, admits to the girls she has a lot of sex. In addition, she is often seen fondling her own breasts. It's a running joke as they try to prepare for competition to try to keep Stacie's hands off them.
    • Two of the new Bellas are kicked out for having sex with boys from the Treblemakers.
    • When Chloe admits she has nodules on her vocal cords, Fat Amy makes a crack that at least she doesn't have herpes.

    These are just some of the things I don't wish my pre-teen girls to see. And though some of the dance numbers had girls gyrating, if that was the worst it got, I could have relented. The latter half of the movie focuses more on the competition and reinventing the Bellas, in addition to Beca's trouble with allowing people to get close to her. There are some truly great elements to this movie that were ruined by trying to make it edgy.

    Pitch Perfect is available on Blu-ray and DVD. 

    Release date: October 5, 2012
    Runtime: 112 minutes
    Rating: PG-13

    I rented this movie from Redbox. This review contains my honest opinions, for which I have not been compensated in any way.